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Mother Earth is Moving On and the Beards Take to the Ice to Skate Our Feelings

Are you feeling a little on edge these days? Polar vortexes and increasingly violent storms got you down? Come release (your anxiety) with the Bearded Ladies Cabaret as we hit the ice at Independence Blue Cross RiverRink Winterfest for a show that’s cool to the touch but hot to its core. Expect bracing comedy, wild camp, sultry costumes, and wintry spectacle at the first ever Bearded Ladies show on skates. Beards On Ice comes in two flavors: the steamy adult show Edging and the kid-friendly Family Skate. Both hour-long shows end with a free skate perfect for all skill levels. Hosted by Jarbeaux as Homo Sapien and featuring local drag superstars who have never laced up a skate alongside trained pros, catch this iceberg of a performance before it melts away. With Bren Thomas, Veronica Chapman-Smith, Dave Shapiro, MK Tuomanen, Sam Rise, Messapotamia Lefae, Michael Solonoski, Lili St Queer, and David Devan.

Made in Partnership with the Delaware River Waterfront and the Independence Blue Cross River Rink.

Feb 17, 23, 24
(Feb 16th canceled due in part to climate change)

Feb 18 & 25

Tickets (which include a public skate) available at

101 S. Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19106

The venue is outside! In the event of inclement weather, tickets will be honored at a future Beards on Ice performance. If you cannot attend any of these dates, please reach out to for more information. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram for the most up-to-date information about weather cancellation.

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